Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML

by axsmith01 / 08/21/2009 at 2:48am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

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  • A lesbian FML on a friday morning. It's gonna be a good day.

    #3 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:11am by Gesq1

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  • Why would someone "kid" about that? That sucks. she's immature.

    #1 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:05am by xHaniffax

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