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Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML


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On 12/05/2008 at 11:54pm - intimacy - by vaness@ - Sent from mobile version

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hotel employees see weirder stuff than this all the time
it's no biggie

#5 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:46pm by Lubinduba

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"A night of love with my darling." That made me laugh a lot D:

#8 - On 04/05/2009 at 1:09am by iamtenyearsago

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