Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML

by seeminglyunsexy / 08/14/2009 at 11:53am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

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  • I'm sorry, but I laughed xD

    #2 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:09pm by WateryAsh

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  • Kick her in the face and yell "I live to have sex!" then walk away real slowly and in a cool manner, as your house explodes behind you.

    #9 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:14pm by yanni222

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