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Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I'm not one to judge, but you have to admit that such things are part of the risk you take when you sleep with random people.

You're not wrong to have sex to your heart's content, but I don't think you have a lot of room to complain about the result, either.

I'd recommend going to a clinic ASAP, by the way.

#5 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:15am by L4m3r

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no need to judge, and least the sex was good?

#1 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:04am by Ineffableturtle

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