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Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64856) - you deserved it (7597)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:27am - intimacy - by SuperJesus - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.

#4 - On 02/04/2009 at 3:03pm by Imdead

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That was the saddest story ever. I know what you mean, had a period where my gf and i were the same. It was the most depressing thing ever, especially when the only one you want is her and have no inclination to cheat.

#25 - On 03/05/2009 at 9:01pm by Rats

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