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Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7772) - you deserved it (50663)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version

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"3 long months"?


god, guys really cant take comittment unless their whistle's being blown can they?

#10 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:16am by deathwishkid

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my boyfriend and i are going on 5 months and a blowjob is no where in the future.

#17 - On 05/24/2009 at 3:31am by Amandalemora

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