Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2009 at 1:06am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
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#8 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:51am by sireen
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Why can I hear The Offspring's "Self Esteem" playing in my head?
#6 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:39am by EvilHippyEmperor
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