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Man or woman?

Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML


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On 08/09/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by deflated - Ireland

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I think technically he was waiting for you to pull out.

#2 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:37pm by Escapist28

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#1 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:36pm by Maddoctor

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