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Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36806) - you deserved it (83148)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

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Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

#2 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:45am by Soak

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Must have been some good chips.

#1 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:42am by marisaichiban

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