Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebees for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked "How was it?" he says "It was terrible", to which I said "The food was that bad?" He replies "No, the sex". FML

by JC12345 / 03/18/2009 at 12:35am / United States / Intimacy

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  • We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.

    #5 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:43am by smdrager

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  • Tell him that he put it in the wrong hole or "that wasn't my you were fucking. It was a hole in the mattress.. I just didn't want to embarrass you by telling you during sex"

    #3 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:28am by Jimboom

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