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Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm. While doing so she was lying on her back. I asked her: "How do you like that, baby?". She responded by asking where I bought the false ceiling and spotlights as she thought it would look good in her flat. She got bored instead of excited. FML


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On 08/04/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Hopelesslover (man) - Malta

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He was TRYING to talk to her... that's why he asked... I mean, yeah, you can go "YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BABY" during sex, so I hear, but that doesn't mean it's not a question. And he WAS concerned with how she was feeling, obviously, or he wouldn't say "I was trying to make my girl orgasm"
Bitch should have responded and told him what she liked.


[edit] god damn it FML...
This was aimed at 1.

#5 - On 08/04/2009 at 7:24pm by DameGreyWulf

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I think that's FHL actually...

#4 - On 08/04/2009 at 7:22pm by always_his

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