Today, my mother was driving me and my friends to a wedding. My friends and I were talking about birth control, and then my mother chimes in, "Yeah, I used to use the sponge, but the spermicide would always burn your dad's penis." FML

by Grossed out / 02/14/2009 at 4:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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  • Hey, you talk about birth control or anything sex related around the parents, expect the hear some things you didn't want to know from time to time!

    #2 - On 02/14/2009 at 8:29pm by Peavey

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  • Actually, that was pretty nice of her to give you a head's up (pun not intended until now).

    #4 - On 02/14/2009 at 8:54pm by everythingtold

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