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Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML


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On 08/02/2009 at 7:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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A) phone sex is retarded
B) You should've checked no one's home and not just assume everybody's at work

#5 - On 08/02/2009 at 10:07am by kewl92

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this FML should just be, me and my boyfriend had phone sex.

#15 - On 08/02/2009 at 10:44am by LMDaniel_Brendle

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