Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

by Anonymous / 08/02/2009 at 7:33am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

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  • YDI
    A) phone sex is retarded
    B) You should've checked no one's home and not just assume everybody's at work

    #5 - On 08/02/2009 at 10:07am by kewl92

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  • this FML should just be, me and my boyfriend had phone sex.

    #15 - On 08/02/2009 at 10:44am by LMDaniel_Brendle

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