Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

by homewrecker / 08/01/2009 at 9:44am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • Don't have sex with people you don't know.

    #2 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:30pm by lmmmr

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  • At least you didn't wake up to his wife and kids in person.

    #4 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:32pm by kthxdie

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