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Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML
Hope you didn't give the Granny across-the-way a Heart Attack! LOL!
Don't sweat it man. If she left the blinds open then even better! Seriously, you did that for her. That's pretty cool and anyone who saw it and saw her is probably thinking "Damn, lucky guy"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 14 March 2014