Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

by Sam / 11/28/2008 at 3:50am / Intimacy

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  • hahahaah oh god. i took my friend's out from her hiding spot under her bed, turned it on, and threw it at another friend of mine. She caught it, stared at it vibrating in her hands for a second, and then started screaming :D hahaha

    #10 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:01am by krovek42

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  • Agree with #5, I have had the akward "Masturbation is healthy" conversation a few times before, It was wierd with my Doctor, but even worse with my mom, and even more akward how my dad always leaves the house a couple of hours before i go out to the bars, he says: "Get it all out now so you dont make my mistake when you dont want to wear a dome" (I am his mistake)

    #8 - On 03/17/2009 at 2:42pm by mikeloyst

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