Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

by ehbe / 11/27/2008 at 3:52am / Intimacy

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  • "You're fucking? Fucking annoying more like. You sound like an American Idol reject being forced to have their vocal cords cut."

    #4 - On 03/06/2009 at 2:44pm by Yunie

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  • At that point, you shouldve broken into her house and taken a few nice things.

    "No, I didn't see who broke into your home twenty minutes ago! I had 'gone away' just as you so politely suggested!"

    #6 - On 03/22/2009 at 2:34am by PhysOptGuy

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