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Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML


I agree, your life sucks (38501) - you deserved it (7833)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

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"You're fucking? Fucking annoying more like. You sound like an American Idol reject being forced to have their vocal cords cut."

#4 - On 03/06/2009 at 2:44pm by Yunie

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At that point, you shouldve broken into her house and taken a few nice things.

"No, I didn't see who broke into your home twenty minutes ago! I had 'gone away' just as you so politely suggested!"

#6 - On 03/22/2009 at 2:34am by PhysOptGuy

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