Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

by MitchFail / 07/23/2009 at 2:42am / United States / Intimacy

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  • What did she mean then, "I love ditto." ...

    #7 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:05am by Carlyyy

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  • I would've thought the exact same thing. Pokemon ftw.

    #4 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:04am by kigaz

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