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Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32105) - you deserved it (6932)

On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

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I'd have stopped reading before learning all of that.

#3 - On 02/17/2009 at 7:48pm by Eir

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OMG Eryx,
it might be the most normal thing in the world... but a normal person still wouldnt want to know that about their parents.

#7 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:12am by Nrtn

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