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Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I decided it was a good idea to go off into the park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park, when a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML


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On 07/16/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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What are you? Like 15? And why do you have to take off all your clothes to fool around?
Still.. at least you were still drunk so naked streaking would be in your abilities to pull off.

#6 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:20am by Jimboom

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ha ha, that's totally something that would happen to me, too! or like when you go streaking and smartasses take your clothes. Congrats for getting some, sorry about the stupid punks!! hope you didn't get arrested for public indecency.

#1 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:04am by heyyou1203

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