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Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57729) - you deserved it (6121)

On 07/14/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by bellaboop1990 (woman) - United States (New York)

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"Today, my drunk boyfriend "

This explains it.

#4 - On 07/14/2009 at 8:57pm by Toas7

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hes a jerk... or really weird

#1 - On 07/14/2009 at 8:54pm by efmivida

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