Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML

by unlucky_number13 / 07/14/2009 at 5:41am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • did you tell him you were saving it to make a blanket for winter?

    #1 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:03am by henri

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  • Ew, thats really gross. Take a bath. :(

    #2 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:03am by vein

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