Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML
by Ouch / 07/13/2009 at 10:25pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
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#1 - On 07/14/2009 at 6:12am by 6daysoverdue
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Cook and lingerine?!
Those two words together in the same sentence?
He had it made until then. Now all he'll be seeing is the dark walls of his doghouse. FHL
#11 - On 07/14/2009 at 6:48am by 24788
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