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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML


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On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)

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YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!

#1 - On 07/13/2009 at 10:08am by Ami8919

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pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.

#2 - On 07/13/2009 at 10:08am by hatcher

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