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Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 11:13am - intimacy - by crazyt446 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Be glad that he did not responed like "Oh Lacey... I feel same way to you. Just was afraid to say it first."

#21 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:53pm by Agarwel

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Oh dear, always check who you're calling before engaging in risky behavior!

#1 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:00pm by Yeow

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