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Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML

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On 07/10/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq (Arbil)

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girly man squeal, lol.

#2 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:30pm by papertigers

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i think the words 'slopping' and 'slurping', as well as the phrase 'girly man squeal' are vivid enough alone to haunt me.

#11 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:44pm by excusemydust

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