Today, my parents were taking a tour of my apartment when my bird started making noises. It was mimicking my moans from when I was having sex yesterday. It was screaming in my voice, very noticeably. FML

by Moanie / 03/15/2009 at 6:45pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • Hahaha that's AWESOME. My cousins had a parrot that used to mimic my aunt's voice calling out for the maid, so the maid kept running up to an empty room thinking my aunt was calling her. Then sometimes the parrot would also mimic the maid responding "yes?" - that's when you know a bird is awesome, when it has conversations with itself
    How did your parents respond?! lol

    #1 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:17pm by amirn86

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  • At least the sex was good, right? He got you screaming.... ;-)

    #6 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:34pm by JP1988

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