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Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting friendly. Three feet away from me. FML

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On 07/02/2009 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Ghostie (man) - United States (Utah)

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That is disgusting! Scarred for life!

#1 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:07pm by Lindsay46789

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I think you missed a great opportunity to make them feel ten times as awkward as you. Any comment or sign of disgust would have done.

#3 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:09pm by ForestFire0

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