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Today, I was completely wasted at my bachelor party, and my friends thought it would be funny to put sodium nitrate on my penis. Sodium nitrate makes your skin dark purple for a couple of weeks. My wedding is next week and my fiancee has never seen me naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58776) - you deserved it (16909)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:32am - intimacy - by purpledick (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

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If you're so wasted that you can't tell if people are putting a chemical compound on your ding dong, then you probably deserve it.

Although, that really sucks.

#1 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:04am by Tippssy

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Maybe your future term of endearment nickname from your wife will be Mr. Eggplant. LOL

You could always do it in the dark until the purple fades. :-)

#4 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:05am by Thisnametaken

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