Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

by Victim / 06/27/2009 at 9:47am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

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  • why did you get a boner...? maybe you discovered you like to be tied down. kinky.

    it sucks it had to happen at such an inconvenient time, though. FYL.

    #2 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:12pm by bellaellaella

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  • hahaha i hope the people tying you down were chicks in bikinis

    #6 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:16pm by shotgunner2

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