Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML

by notinflammable / 06/27/2009 at 12:41am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

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  • why on earth did you think this was a good idea in the first place?

    #1 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:21am by Shock98

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  • You know that "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing right? Inflammable things catch fire???

    #5 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:23am by marrajane

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