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Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

by toomuchmetal / 06/24/2009 at 3:17pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

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  • A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off.



    #13 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:13pm by drybamboo

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  • hahahaha

    #1 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:01pm by mubaki

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