Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML

by Steph / 06/21/2009 at 8:05am / Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya) / Intimacy

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • What about when the hookers take a shit?

    #8 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:12pm by purple_riot

    See in context

  • Move out! Plain and simple. Either that or report him because prostitution is illegal, so maybe he'll get thrown in jail and he won't bother you anymore.

    #2 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:09pm by heatherrrx

    See in context