Today, at about 1 a.m. I got a drunk text from my girlfriend thanking me for the amazing sex last night. I have been out of town for 3 days. FML

by desocrates / 06/20/2009 at 6:54pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • Forward the text to her when she's sober...I bet she'll be regretting THAT text message!

    #5 - On 06/20/2009 at 8:02pm by SweetieLish

    See in context

  • WOW. I wanna hear the FML about how she tries and cover that up!

    #2 - On 06/20/2009 at 8:01pm by ehon82

    See in context