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Today, at about 1 a.m. I got a drunk text from my girlfriend thanking me for the amazing sex last night. I have been out of town for 3 days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68016) - you deserved it (3886)

On 06/20/2009 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by desocrates (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Forward the text to her when she's sober...I bet she'll be regretting THAT text message!

#5 - On 06/20/2009 at 8:02pm by SweetieLish

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WOW. I wanna hear the FML about how she tries and cover that up!

#2 - On 06/20/2009 at 8:01pm by ehon82

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