Today, at about 1 a.m. I got a drunk text from my girlfriend thanking me for the amazing sex last night. I have been out of town for 3 days. FML
by desocrates / 06/20/2009 at 6:54pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Forward the text to her when she's sober...I bet she'll be regretting THAT text message!
#5 - On 06/20/2009 at 8:02pm by SweetieLish
See in context
WOW. I wanna hear the FML about how she tries and cover that up!
#2 - On 06/20/2009 at 8:01pm by ehon82
7560089 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA