Today, my husband and I were having sex in the shower while our 5-year old was sleeping. Apparently, she wasn't sleeping and she asked me what those loud noises were. I told her I was singing. Now I can't get her to stop "singing" in the shower. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

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  • Ugh. I don't get why you can't just hold in your moan.
    Atleast take it out with breathing..
    fucking hate when my mom screams for ages.
    Yeah, I'm a sick little bastard, I know.

    #1 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:03pm by purplestuff

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  • Ahahahahahaha! Wow, those must be some songs to hear. but when she's around 15 and 16 years old, boys will probly lover her "singing!"

    #3 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:06pm by YungMarlon23

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