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Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42341) - you deserved it (22755)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

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It would be awesome if he turned up on your doorstep dressed up and with flowers.

#3 - On 02/22/2009 at 5:16pm by Cloud

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I just laughed!
Maybe he'll call you back the next morning too!

#12 - On 04/02/2009 at 2:57pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

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