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Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by DanniRae (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P

#1 - On 03/13/2009 at 3:03pm by Tehalon

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This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.

#4 - On 03/13/2009 at 3:12pm by Xyrian

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