By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 079
You deserved it 5 056

Same thing different taste

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

if he was your best friend, he was probably joking. or maybe me and my friends are just weird and think this is normal

Was it as good for you as it was for him?

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Hope he/she is the other gender, LOL. That's nice though. You may have nightmares though, LOL.

turtlellama 0

The OP said "HE was strangely quiet," and it says the poster is a woman, so yes, your hope came true, lol.

sillypuppy 0

#27 good eye! OP: Your best friend is a major douchebag--an honest one though. You may now turn your douchebag "best friend" into douchebag best friend with bonus. ;-)

... I think they should hook up. I don't know that he's a douche, clearly he likes her :/

maybe he's just has a noise fetish haha, this just implies that he's horny for her, not that he likes her in any other kind of way

easylazy 0

Wait, but how could he be quiet if he was jacking off? Wouldn't he make at least some noise?!

Dante167 0

Haha no, I know I dont make like any noise when Im doing that or having sex, I think most guys dont

i think they should hook up too. best friends can make awesome boyfriends.

...Why would it be better if they were the opposite gender?

GGnoRe 0

No one wants to read about 2 men getting it on.

JohnnyHobo 0

Zomg you has L picture from DeathNote!:3

nope. apparently not. i tryed with my best friend. didnt work out. she said she liked me better as friends, but she misses how i tickeled her.

Was it as good for you as it was for him?

pedosmurf 7

You're first stalker congratulations

noelykins1 19

Am I the only one who finds this sort of cute? He likes her and even the sound of her voice makes him hot. They obviously have a connection.

He he he he ... You need new friends. :3

you guys must be really good friend. 0_0

doof_fisch 2

#8 WOW. I lol at the stupidity of your joke. ps. Op, ditch the creeper. oh wait, he lives far away. never talk to him again.

kellbell09 0

Uh hes her best friend why would she ditch him?

Ewwwwwwwwww.. that is so twisted. Time to have a serious conversation with your best friend..

hahaha so he can jack off to her voice some more? hhahaha Jk. but seriously do it in person.

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

if he was your best friend, he was probably joking. or maybe me and my friends are just weird and think this is normal

That's what I was thinking. If he has any semblance of a brain, and was REALLY jacking off to your voice, he wouldn't have admitted it. He was clearly just messin with you. Seems to have worked, lol

damnthatsuck 0

lol yeah thats what i was thinking... Why would he admit it? Obviously he was just joking or this is fake..

Xo_CuPcAkLuVa_oX 6

haha i agree 10 me and my friends do this all the time. I can never tell if the boys are serious though.