Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML

by Anonymous / 06/15/2009 at 7:23am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

    #7 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:03pm by FBIWarning

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  • next time:

    1) set up webcam
    2) post up movie
    3) ????
    4) profit!

    #3 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:02pm by Nev09

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