Today, I went over to my boyfriends house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

by ohdeardarling / 06/14/2009 at 9:08am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Intimacy

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  • I don't think the washing of vomit is what killed the mood... unless your boyfriend is into that kind of thing O.o

    #2 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:07pm by Sniggle

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  • That's awkward. Guess you shouldn't deepthroat more than you can handle, hmm?

    #3 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:07pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

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