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Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML


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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version

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Kinky ;)

#2 - On 03/15/2009 at 11:07am by MightyMeganLH

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she wanted to say "oh, i'm so thirsty" in a sexy voice so her boyfriend got her a glass of water. instead she said "oh, i'm so dirty"

#4 - On 03/21/2009 at 3:22pm by Andy_King

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