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Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything.

Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:05am by LittleMissMack

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That is fucking hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...

#2 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:09am by ezflip

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