Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

by SoggyPancakes / 03/11/2009 at 3:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

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  • why the hell would she leave it on? infront of your parents, no less

    #1 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm by lolol182

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  • #1: That's the point... She let his parents listen in

    #2 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:24pm by Chrisham

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