Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML
by BW / 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
I just moderated this one an hour ago! This is very exciting for me. I've never had that happen before. The power is intoxicating! I think I'll fire someone tomorrow! This feeling's great!
#12 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:38pm by ForestFire0
See in context
#1 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:33pm by MissCherrywhipx
7582269 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA