Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

by Boredom / 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • if i could do this i would dump my girlfriend and never leave my house.

    #4 - On 02/05/2009 at 9:47am by OEsEben

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    #6 - On 02/08/2009 at 9:37am by MisterJD

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