Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML

by petpeeeve / 03/10/2009 at 10:53pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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  • You had bad breath?


    #1 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:31am by jSOPURE

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  • Wow lmao, that must feel terrible.

    (Hey, I remember I checked "Yes" to this FML while moderating!)

    #3 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:36am by render

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