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I was giving a friand a nack rub, whan sha startad to braatha haavily. So I figurad sha was gatting into it, so I startad kissing har nack, sha than turns around and says ( Tall my room mata I'm having an asthma attack. ) FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 5:56am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.

#6 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:15pm by MEGAJOSH

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I don't know why anyone would think you deserved this. You had no idea she was having an asthma attack. Breathing heavily sometimes happens when you're aroused. It was an honest mistake.

#2 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:09pm by kandy

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