Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

by Enko / 11/09/2008 at 2:43am / Intimacy

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  • Now is the time were you sneak a guy into the house and have really loud sex. When she catches you say "I thought you wanted me to get some!" And walk away.

    #2 - On 03/31/2009 at 5:05pm by xMooMoox

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  • you should have said somethin along the lines of "you don't have to have a boyfriend to have sex y'know"

    #6 - On 04/25/2009 at 4:20am by Pearson

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