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Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me "when" so I replied "...towards the end". I didn't realize she was really asking what day this happened. FML


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On 06/01/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by embarrassed (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Yeah even I didn't understand what she meant by that. FHL for not being clear enough. Nah, no one's life is fucked in this situation..

#10 - On 06/01/2009 at 7:47pm by nuclear

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how is your life f'd? Seriously, just mentioning that you had sex and the condom broke is more of a FYL than is getting confused by the doctor's question. O.o

#12 - On 06/01/2009 at 7:47pm by f_ed_panda

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