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Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17383) - you deserved it (47286)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by sweet_02 (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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You could break up with him and make a killing in porn.

#1 - On 06/01/2009 at 5:52pm by HeyitsPheddy

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What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say.

YDI completely

#9 - On 06/01/2009 at 5:57pm by genius_man16

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